I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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