We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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