I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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