On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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