I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I want to be your penis for a week.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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