Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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