All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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