Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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