like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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