But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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