Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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