Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just invented taco cereal.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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