it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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