I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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