Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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