How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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