whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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