"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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