If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
wow bdsm is so cute
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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