There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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