I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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