I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
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