Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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