real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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