did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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