Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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