I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Holy sore nipples Batman
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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