Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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