My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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