i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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