I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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