So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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