Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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