Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Randomize
