i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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