It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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