Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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