Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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