if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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