I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
you never un-have a 4some
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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