He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize