You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I need mimosas to revive my soul
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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