She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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