the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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