i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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