so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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