Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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