Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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