We're like a lot better than the average bears
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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