This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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