i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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