are you still at the devil's house?
if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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