i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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