I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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