Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
PANTIES FOUND
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