I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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