Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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