Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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